Thursday, 9 April 2015

Fatty boom boom BOOM

Holy crap. I stepped on the scales this morning. Oh my god. MY GOD.

I am kind of laughing about it because I am indeed carrying a 5.5lb human being inside me right now, not to mention all the other bobbins that goes with it - and the gigantic boobs - but I'll say it again... Holy Crap.

I'm 16 stone! Ha! SIXTEEN! Jesus wept. In fact, he sobbed his little heart out. This is unchartered territory for me. I used to talk about Fresh Fat (FF) when I was losing weight. Well, this is FF alright, just fresh fat that has gone ON. And I've still got over a month to go. Dear God.

This means I have put on 3stone. That's some amount of weight. I hope you're suitably impressed. That takes skill. No wonder my feet are sore!

My heaviest ever was 15 and a half stone. Those were not fun days. Thing is, I don't think I look like I did then. My face certainly ain't quite as chubby. That's something I have to thank the ageing process for, I suppose.

Oh well, here I am and there's not much I can do about it now. A few months time though.... oh it is all kicking off! Frumpy mamma, I am not going to be.

4 comments:

  1. It is a truth universally acknowledged that ladies who are pregnant gain weight. Unless they're Victoria Beckham, in which case they just look like they've swallowed a small bowling ball. Or, y'know, eaten a meal ;-)

    I know from your blog that you are determined and committed and capable of knocking weight loss out of the park when you need to, so when the time is right you will kick that gain's arse. In the meantime, you have grown a PERSON. Jesus is not weeping, He is clapping you on the back and thanking Dad that he is not a female.

    Sx

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  2. I can't remember what I was going to say 'cos I'm still laughing at Seren's comments!! Something bracing about "you can do it" and "don't forget you'll be breast feeding (probably) and won't have time to eat cos you'll be running around after a baby so it'll be easier this time around". But I do remember that I was going to sign off by saying - don't worry about it fatso, you'll be fine!!

    Lesley xx

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  3. Totally third Seren! Once that baby is here, you won't know your arse from your elbow for at least a year. Enjoy the calm before the storm!

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  4. Nice work. i am just loving it. love it Adopt a dog

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Go on then, spill.