Q: What's the fastest cake in the bakery?
You have to say scone kinda like 'it's gone' - and make the sound of a car. Not just because of my love of baked goods but because it's so much fun to tell - this is one of my favourite jokes. Feel free to share with the special people in your life. A small treat from me to you. I'm nice like that.
And do you know what else is a massive joke? Sacking off my run last night, making some apple and cinnamon scones and then eating five (okay six!) of them slathered in butter. Fricking hilarious.