Q: What's the fastest cake in the bakery?
A: Scoooooone!
You have to say scone kinda like 'it's gone' - and make the sound of a car. Not just because of my love of baked goods but because it's so much fun to tell - this is one of my favourite jokes. Feel free to share with the special people in your life. A small treat from me to you. I'm nice like that.
And do you know what else is a massive joke? Sacking off my run last night, making some apple and cinnamon scones and then eating five (okay six!) of them slathered in butter. Fricking hilarious.
I'm on a lifelong mission to ditch the lard. Stones away from my heaviest, I'm closing in on my pre-pregnancy weight. Next up, my wedding weight! Onwards!
Whoops...those scones certainly weren't fast enough!! Sorry but you have to laugh or you'd cry.
ReplyDeletePut the scones behind you. It was a mistake but it's done. Learn from it and scone no more...
PS. I missed your "Big Chat" post. What a nice chap he sounds. Looking forward to a proper proposal (fingers crossed) soon. L xxx
Apple and cinnamon scones sound delicious!
ReplyDeleteYour joke reminds me of an ex's favourite joke (and it has to be spoken in a Scottish accent so you're ahead on this): Is that a cake or a meringue (am I wrang (wrong)))? Yes, it's not very good is it.
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